Hey Robot, I Hope You Short-Circuit

HEY ROBOT, I HOPE YOU SHORT-CIRCUIT – Rhiannon Thorne

 

You told me you weren’t a feminist. Fuck you. Well,
          fuck you, but fuck me, too. I had lain in your

 

          bed six years, left my metaphorical penis taped
between my legs, though it chaffed and scarred. For three,

 

I’d silenced my masculine cunt, referred to “The Event”
          as “The Big Bad”. My friends did not deflower

 

          the alliteration. What are women taught
but how to sift a rapeseed from a wreck? When I asked

 

you why, you said, with the assurance only a white man
          can effortlessly muster, because. Because, said

 

          disquieting logic, there are other factors.